if Jesus went to the dark side,

this is what it would look like:



and, no, I don't really have permission to use this photo in this way. Please do not tell on me. Enjoy this photo now, until this production company hunts me down and hurts me.

Useless Kate trivia fact of the day: I am PRACTICALLY RELATED to Jesus! I know. Amazing, but TRUE. You see, my cousin dated his cousin (follow the link) for a couple of years in college. (she went to the hated University of Washington, but I try not to hold it against her.)
It's so incredible. You may have my autograph when next we meet, if you desire.
For FREE.