In honor of 'Talk Like A Pirate Day,' on Sept. 19:
(and yes, normally I would find this completely stupid, but it's 3 p.m. and I just sat through a meeting in which the structure of the Army was explained to me, and I'm feeling, well, a bit Rummy.)
(HAR!)
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The bartender does a double take upon seeing this and asks the pirate about it.
Barman: Uh, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants? Doesn't it bother you?
Pirate: Arr! It's driving me nuts!
That was truly horrible and I'm still laughing!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's its sinister beauty.
ReplyDeleteAnd, as I said, time of day is key.
That was awesome! Great joke! Thanks.
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