Have any of you ever used your cell phone -- to call someone, I mean, not just to look up a number or something -- in a public bathroom stall?! How 'bout, in your office building?
C'mon, people. Are you THAT hard up for private space/time? And, "I worked on Halloween! She read POETRY on Halloween? Oh. Okay. ... I love you, too." Was that conversation really of vital import?
I hope whomever you were talking to enjoyed the loud flush near the end of the conversation from your neighbor to the right. It was the least I could do, quite literally.